I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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