apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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