And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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