Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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