THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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