Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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