Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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