Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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