a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Oh god it's open bar.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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