also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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