when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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