he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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