Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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