Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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