i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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