then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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