I can't watch pbs sober anymore
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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