Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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