We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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