Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You need Xanax blowdarts
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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