his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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