The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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