he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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