I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
