my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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