So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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