id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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