I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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