So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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