yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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