You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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