if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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