Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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