This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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