How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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