9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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