Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Randomize
