Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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