..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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