wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Randomize
