There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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