how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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