So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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