How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Jerry, you need to find god
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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