what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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