well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I think your dad took our porno
The uberlube is also flammable
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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