Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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