help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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