Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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