He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
